Oo Nga Naman 52

A patient went to her doctor for a follow-up check-up.

“So doc? Ano  pong balita?” the patient asked.

“We’ll, I’ve got bad news and good news,” the doctor replied.

“What’s the bad news?” asked the sick lady.

“The bad news is your disease is deadly one. Sabi sa research, 9 out of 10 die because of this disease,” the doctor explained.

“HAAARGH?” exclaimed the patient. “Well… what’s the good news?”

“The good news is, the first nine patients I examined with this disease had all died. IKAW YUNG PANG-SAMPU! So that means HINDI KA MAMAMATAY!”