Life as it happens. Time as it passes.

Ironies 7

img000481. I read one ad from a fast food restaurant, which says, “cleanliness is one of our top priorities.” I read this just before I found out soap residue on my plate and drinking cup.

2. In a hospital somewhere in Pasay, I saw this signboard hanging over the clock which said, “The Filipino On Time!”

Two people died that day, because the doctor was late.

3. A Makati construction site had a wall signage which goes, “safety first.”

I only saw two of the more than 50 construction workers wearing a hard hat.

4. Today’s bad English story was one that I recently heard in a camp I attended. One team’s presentation was about to end. And so the narrator goes:

“And that INCLUDES our presentation for this tonight.”

Patay… hindi na natapos.


One response

  1. include exclude conclude… ok na yun! sounds like naman e. hahaha

    March 22, 2009 at 8:29 PM

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