1. I read one ad from a fast food restaurant, which says, “cleanliness is one of our top priorities.” I read this just before I found out soap residue on my plate and drinking cup.
2. In a hospital somewhere in Pasay, I saw this signboard hanging over the clock which said, “The Filipino On Time!”
Two people died that day, because the doctor was late.
3. A Makati construction site had a wall signage which goes, “safety first.”
I only saw two of the more than 50 construction workers wearing a hard hat.
4. Today’s bad English story was one that I recently heard in a camp I attended. One team’s presentation was about to end. And so the narrator goes:
“And that INCLUDES our presentation for this tonight.”
Patay… hindi na natapos.