Oo Nga Naman 7
1. An emotionally depressed person went to see the local community psychiatrist for treatment. The psychiatrist, who specializes in using plays as therapy sessions for his patients, suggested that the depressed guy go and see a play performed by one of the best comedians of town.
“You should try to see the act by Grimaldi! He’s great at entertaining people. His comedy is surely the best medicine for your weary soul.”
But because he was not in his usual costume, he went unrecognized, and so the patient sadly remarked:
“But… I am Grimaldi.”
2. The best multitaskers in the world are the Filipinos! You don’t believe it? Well, the best examples are scattered all over the metropolis, the jeepney drivers–nagmamaneho, tumatanggap ng bayad, bumibili ng yosi, nagsusukli, sumasayaw sa indak ng tugtugin, at umiiwas sa MMDA Officer dahil sa violations.
3. The most optimistic people in the world are Filipinos also. You don’t believe it? Well, dito sa Pilipinas, walang natatalo sa laban–either nanalo sila… o nadaya ng kalaban. Optimistic ‘di ba?
4. And, finally, the most respectful people are still the Filipinos. You still don’t believe it? Well, ikaw ba naman alukin ka ng pagkain na isang kutsarang subo na lang ang natitira sa plato? Wow, talk about courtesy, ‘di ba? Tapos yung mga unique words kagaya ng “PO” at “OPO”, kaya nung minsang narining ko yung batang napagalitan ng nanay dahil nagmura at sinabihang hindi magalang, sabi ng bata, “p*t&ng !n$ PO!”