Life as it happens. Time as it passes.

Oo Nga Naman 11

1. In a tiangge stall in Guadalupe is this actual sign:
“WANTED: SALESLADY, MALE OR FEMALE”

2. In a computer shop, a reminder was posted:
“PLUG USB AT YOUR OWN RISK!”

3. A church minister was on sick leave for 6 weeks. When he got better, the members placed a signboard that went,
“GOD IS GOOD, PASTOR JOHN IS BETTER!”

4. A pastor put up this sign on the church’s screen everytime they’re praying:
“IF YOU’RE READING THIS, YOU’RE NOT PRAYING!”

5. A canteen manager offered free apples, but only one apple per person. She placed a signboard that went “GET ONLY ONE, GOD IS WATCHING”

A wity kid placed a signboard under the tray of cookies that said:
“GET ALL YOU WANT, GOD IS WATCHING THE APPLES”

6. Somebody got this signboard confusing:
‘BAWAL ANG BASURA. VIOLATORS WILL BE FURNISHED.”

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